Yo Mama Jokes

-Yo mama so fat, her belt is as long as the equator

-Yo mama so fat, she sat on an iphone and it became an ipad

-Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew

-Yo mama so stupid she blew inside a envelope to send a voice mail

-Yo mama so stupid, She thought sea weed was something that fish smoked

-Yo mama so fat, she has two watches for two time zones

-Yo mama so stupid, She stopped at a stop sign and waited till it said go

-Yo mama so stupid, She made an appointment with Dr.Pepper

-Yo mama so ugly, she went into an ugly contest and they said no professionals

-Yo mama so ugly, she got arrested for looking out the window

-Yo mama so ugly, she made blind kids cry

-Yo mama so ugly, she gave Freddy Kruger  a nightmare

-Yo mama so ugly, She scared the poo out of the toilet

-Yo mama so ugly, When she went into a haunted house, she got a job application

-Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said good bye

-Yo mama so ugly, not even goldfish crackers smiled at her

-Yo mama so ugly, When she played scary maze game the picture said I quit

-Yo mama so fat,she needs cheat codes for wii fit

-Yo mama so fat,When she dies the player gets a five kill, kill streak

-Yo mama so fat, she's a map of call of Duty

-Yo mama so fat, when she turns around it's her birthday

-Yo mama so fat, when she stood on the weighing scale it showed her phone number

-Yo mama so fat, the vampire couldn't suck her blood

-Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet she's already world wide

-Yo mama so fat, she asked for a waterbed they put a huge blanket on the Atlantic ocean

-Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture in christmas and the picture is still printing

-Yo mama so fat, they don't have space for her in heaven or hell